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Castle Story
By Jacob, Stewart, and Ethan
Once upon a time the happy pappy King Randolph and his lovely wife Queen Jeff were inside Gorilla Tape Castle but all of a sudden Queen Jeff said “I going out to war tomorrow.” When King Randolph heard the news the only word he said was "Nooooooooo!" “Why are go going to war sweetie?” asked the king. “I want to protect my people and if I die I will be doing it protecting our kingdom.” Said the queen. So the next day Queen Jeff went out to protect her people, She was the first person to die. She died by tripping on a grain of sand and breaking her head. When the king heard the news he was devastated so he painted the whole castle black. He turned from the happy pappy King Randolph to the ummm not happy pappy King Randolph. He fired almost all the workers except for a couple of trustworthy knights and his best friend Sir Bob. The last accessory King Randolph added was a tasty smelling couch that he sat on all day. He never left the castle so he used all the clothes except his wife’s favorite dress for fire supplies. The reason he kept that dress is because King Randolph thought that the dress would be the perfect grave for his wife. Every now and then their rival castle would attack but the three soldiers that King Randolph kept were top of the line so the rival castle was not a problem. There were only four peasants left and one peasant who was in jail that peasant’s name was evil dude. Evil Dude got put in jail for saying the word stupid to a peasant so the peasant told on him and Evil Dude got put in jail. In the castle there was still a really helpful defense other then the knights and that was the watch tower whenever the watch man saw someone he knew he would let down the bridge but if he did not know him he kept the bridge up so the intruder’s only option was to try to jump witch never worked and if you did not make the jump you fell into the acid moat.
History
The Gorilla Tape Castle has been through tons of wars 1,647,935 to be exact so that’s why the walls are all shaved and uneven but the castle is very strong to be able to withstand that many attacks. The name of the rival castle was Dumi, Noah, Ashton, and Ryan’s castle. The greatest year in Gorilla Tape Castle’s history is 1655 that was its 1000ths year anniversary of a standing castle.
Rooms
The rooms were The watch room, the great hall, King Randolph’s room, training facility, peasants house, dungeon, and the graveyard.
The End
Castle Story
By Jacob, Stewart, and Ethan
Once upon a time the happy pappy King Randolph and his lovely wife Queen Jeff were inside Gorilla Tape Castle but all of a sudden Queen Jeff said “I going out to war tomorrow.” When King Randolph heard the news the only word he said was "Nooooooooo!" “Why are go going to war sweetie?” asked the king. “I want to protect my people and if I die I will be doing it protecting our kingdom.” Said the queen. So the next day Queen Jeff went out to protect her people, She was the first person to die. She died by tripping on a grain of sand and breaking her head. When the king heard the news he was devastated so he painted the whole castle black. He turned from the happy pappy King Randolph to the ummm not happy pappy King Randolph. He fired almost all the workers except for a couple of trustworthy knights and his best friend Sir Bob. The last accessory King Randolph added was a tasty smelling couch that he sat on all day. He never left the castle so he used all the clothes except his wife’s favorite dress for fire supplies. The reason he kept that dress is because King Randolph thought that the dress would be the perfect grave for his wife. Every now and then their rival castle would attack but the three soldiers that King Randolph kept were top of the line so the rival castle was not a problem. There were only four peasants left and one peasant who was in jail that peasant’s name was evil dude. Evil Dude got put in jail for saying the word stupid to a peasant so the peasant told on him and Evil Dude got put in jail. In the castle there was still a really helpful defense other then the knights and that was the watch tower whenever the watch man saw someone he knew he would let down the bridge but if he did not know him he kept the bridge up so the intruder’s only option was to try to jump witch never worked and if you did not make the jump you fell into the acid moat.
History
The Gorilla Tape Castle has been through tons of wars 1,647,935 to be exact so that’s why the walls are all shaved and uneven but the castle is very strong to be able to withstand that many attacks. The name of the rival castle was Dumi, Noah, Ashton, and Ryan’s castle. The greatest year in Gorilla Tape Castle’s history is 1655 that was its 1000ths year anniversary of a standing castle.
Rooms
The rooms were The watch room, the great hall, King Randolph’s room, training facility, peasants house, dungeon, and the graveyard.
The End